DUD NFL Preview: Minnesota Vikings
by Tommy Gimler If you’re looking to make a quick grand this winter, but don’t want to pimp your mom’s hot ass out to your hot shot banker friend, just throw a thousand down on the Minnesota Vikings...
View ArticleTop 5 NFL Team That Are Worse Than Their Record Shows
special to The DUD from thetop5five There are 16 games in an NFL season, which means we are already through a quarter of the 2012-13 campaign. That is a good enough time to take a look at certain...
View ArticleDUD NFL Preview: NFC North
by Tommy Gimler Much like the AFC East, the NFC North has one team capable of winning it all and three other squads that pretty much resemble the inside of a cow’s asshole. 1. Green Bay Packers A...
View ArticleSix Things To Take Away From Week One
by Tommy Gimler The first week of the 2013 NFL season is finally over, and here are some things to ponder before you turn your attention to some late night Skinemax. 1) Watching the Pittsburgh...
View ArticleInvesting Stock In Athletes, Hey? You’ll Want To Stay Away From These Clowns
by Tommy Gimler Just when your fat ass thought the marketing and branding of professional athletes had finally hit its peak, the folks at Fantex Holdings come along and take it to a whole new level,...
View ArticleGreg Jennings’ Transformation From Stud Packers Receiver To Worthless Vikings...
by Tommy Gimler It’s official. Greg Jennings has quickly become almost as irrelevant as Right Said Fred… Jennings’ refusal to talk to the media following Sunday night’s 44-31 ass pounding at the hands...
View ArticleSunday’s Worst
by Tommy Gimler Nick Foles played so well Sunday afternoon that Eagles fans are probably already lining up their girlfriends on his doorstep for a proper plowing. These guys, however, were absolute...
View ArticleThe Best Worst Team In The NFL?
by Teddy Westside Here at the DUD, we love to relish the worst each sporting league has to offer. We pounce on bottom dwellers like an incoming crop of freshman poon. Some of the biggest, and I do...
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